StandUp Comedy Clips

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Stand-up comedy is a one-man show, where the performer addresses the public directly, from the stage. The comic entertains by reciting short stories or jokes, sometimes connected with his/her personal life. Performing such an act takes some practice because the person on the stage has to keep the audience's attention and be careful not to offend them with any jokes.

Here at standupcomedyclips.info you can view some of the best acts from famous comedians such as George Carlin, Dave Chapelle or Robin Williams.

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George Carlin quotes:

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

Chris Rock quotes:

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.